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From: jim@randvax.UUCP (Jim Gillogly)
Newsgroups: net.cooks,net.religion,net.rec.nude
Subject: Re: use for goose grease?
Message-ID: <45@randvax.UUCP>
Date: Wed, 19-Feb-86 10:59:20 EST
Article-I.D.: randvax.45
Posted: Wed Feb 19 10:59:20 1986
Date-Received: Mon, 24-Feb-86 07:28:17 EST
References: <147@lll-lcc.UUcp> <1335@hpda.UUCP>
Organization: Banzai Institute
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Keywords: duck fat, goose grease
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In article <1335@hpda.UUCP> on@hpda.UUCP (Owen Rowley) writes:
>In article <147@lll-lcc.UUcp> bandy@lll-lcc.UUcp (Andrew Scott Beals) writes:
>>Well, I recently have cooked a duck and have lots of nice yellow fat/grease
>>left over. I know that there must be *some* use for it, and I was wondering
>>what all you Nice Net.Folks out there would do with it?
>>
>According to the 13th century Grimoire Mallardus Howard et Arcadia
>Yellow Duck fat is used in the creation of an ointment used in the ritual
>celebration of the asscension of the Anti- hero. 

And just to tie this back into religion, the Yellow Duck arises from the
Americanoid version of the Turkish farewell "Allahaismarladik", which I
guess is "Allah go with you": American embassy personnel would mumble "I lost
my yellow duck", which with a sufficiently noisy background resembled the
correct phrase.

Of course, one could throw Yellow Duck fat in lieu of Spam or vegetables at
Ubizmatists or those who revile them.
-- 
	Jim Gillogly
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