Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/5/84; site mtx5a.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!mhuxr!mhuxt!houxm!whuxl!whuxlm!akgua!akguc!mtunh!mtuni!mtune!mtunf!mtx5c!mtx5d!mtx5a!mat From: mat@mtx5a.UUCP (m.terribile) Newsgroups: net.auto,net.cycle Subject: Re: Re: Obnoxious driver awards Message-ID: <1221@mtx5a.UUCP> Date: Mon, 3-Mar-86 02:44:59 EST Article-I.D.: mtx5a.1221 Posted: Mon Mar 3 02:44:59 1986 Date-Received: Wed, 5-Mar-86 04:47:13 EST References: <200@copper.UUCP> <224@gc49.UUCP> Distribution: na Organization: AT&T Information Systems, Middletown, NJ 07748-4801. Lines: 49 Xref: watmath net.auto:9654 net.cycle:1563 > >I ride daily (5 of 7) in rush-hour traffic. That means there is a vehicle > >immediately in front of me, immediately behind me, and one just off my right > >handlebar. (Can you guess what false assumption(s) you made? Hint: all > >exits aren't on the right.) I make an attempt to keep at least 1 car length > >between my self and the car in front of me for each 60 mph. I prefer 1.5 . > > One car length for each "60" mph??? I defy anyone out there to stop > a cycle going 60 mph in one car length (of course unless you run into > the back of the car, that should stop you rather suddenly!) This last author is from NC if I believe the article header. I invite him to ride the Garden State Parkway at 08:15 on a weekday morning. Or the Long Island Expressway at 07:35. Or the Saw Mill River Parkway at 07:15 . Or the FDR (East River) Drive at anytime between 06:30 and 19:00 . The Long Island Expressway, also known as the Big LIE or the World's Longest Parking Lot, can go from 60 to 0 in 0 seconds. And back again. The Saw Mill River Parkway was the first parkway in the country. It was called a parkway because it went through a park, and it was designed for leisurely travel . . . you could do 30 on most sections, but you'd miss the scenery, and it some places were only safe for 20 or so. It's now used by 60 MPH rush hour traffic. Oh, the Bronx River Parkway is worse. There are 90 degree turnds with an inner radius of half the width of the road, and people's driveways right on the shoulderless parkway. And it is presumably legal, if suicidal, to cross the double yellow line when entering or leaving a driveway! Yes, double yellow line. NOT barrier! The East River Drive is the most fun of all. Ever want to learn how to fly? You can do it in your car on the roller-coaster stretches. The best one is southbound, just after you emerge from under the UN. Then there are the unbanked airpine turns 4 and 5 stories off the ground to get onto the Brooklyn Bridge, the Caddy-eating potholes down by Houston Street. (dat's pronounced House-ton, mista!) and NONE of it slows traffic significantly. (Of course, you gotta have the Right Stuff to drive in NYC anyway . . .) 1.5 car lengths at 60 MPH is too much under these circumstances. Some asshole WILL cut in front of you. About .8 car lengths is all you can manage, and someone will STILL try. In New York, other cars are simply obstacles, unless they are parked, in which case they are potential income. -- from Mole End Mark Terribile (scrape .. dig ) mtx5b!mat (Please mail to mtx5b!mat, NOT mtx5a! mat, or to mtx5a!mtx5b!mat) ,.. .,, ,,, ..,***_*.