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From: shad@teldata.UUCP (Warren N. Shadwick)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: fishing joke (offensive to stupid ice-fisherpersons)
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Date: Wed, 12-Feb-86 10:57:02 EST
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Posted: Wed Feb 12 10:57:02 1986
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This is an old 'Sven and Olie' joke.  Here's another ...

Olie told Sven one morning that he was going ice fishing.  A little
after dark Sven hears a knock on his door.  Sven answers the door
and there is Olie all tuckered out.

Sven asks, "Olie, how was da ice fishing?".

Flopping in a chair, Olie replies, "Lousy, Sven, yust lousy. I 
didn't catch a ting.  By da time I got da hole in da ice big enough 
for da boat, I was too tired to do any fishing."

And yet another ...

Sven and Olie decide to do some fishing while on vacation.  The
next morning they rent a boat.  After fishing several hours in
different locations and catching nothing, they finally find a
place teaming with fish and quickly catch their limit.

Olie says, "Dis is yust great, Sven, we should mark dis place."
Whereupon Sven takes a big crayon from his pocket and makes an "X"
in the bottom of the boat.  Watching this with a wry smile on his
face, Olie chides, "Sven, you are so stupid.  What makes you tink
we get da same boat next time?"

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Warren N. Shadwick
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