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From: witters@fluke.UUCP (John Witters)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: fishing joke (offensive to stupid ice-fisherpersons)
Message-ID: <1387@vax1.fluke.UUCP>
Date: Wed, 12-Feb-86 11:40:21 EST
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Posted: Wed Feb 12 11:40:21 1986
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Organization: John Fluke Mfg. Co., Inc., Everett, WA
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There were these two <ethnics> who decide to go ice fishing.  On the way to the
lake they realize they forgot to bring an axe to cut a hole in the ice.  They
stop at a Farmer's house and ask if they can borrow the Farmer's axe to cut a
hole in the ice.  The Farmer agrees and loans them the axe.  At the end of the
day the two <ethnics> return to the Farmer's house to return the axe they
borrowed.  Out of curiosity, the Farmer asks "How was the fishing?"  One of the
<ethnics> replies: "We didn't get a chance to do any fishing.  We couldn't cut
a hole big enough for our boat."

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