Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/18/84; site bonnie.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!bonnie!wjh From: wjh@bonnie.UUCP (Bill Hery) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: Roosters, eggs and logic Message-ID: <715@bonnie.UUCP> Date: Fri, 14-Feb-86 13:06:31 EST Article-I.D.: bonnie.715 Posted: Fri Feb 14 13:06:31 1986 Date-Received: Sat, 15-Feb-86 04:23:44 EST References: <923@whuxl.UUCP> <3200013@wvlpdp> <631@well.UUCP> <698@harvard.UUCP> <644@well.UUCP> Organization: AT&T Bell Laboratories, Whippany NJ Lines: 26 > > > > If you had a house that faced east and a rooster laid an egg on > > > > the peak of the roof, which way would the egg fall? > > > Why, downward, of course. > >> > > Sorry, Bob, roosters don't lay eggs. Now, what do you call a person who fails > > an Idiot Test? > > A net full of computer scientists and mathematicians, and none of them knows any logic? "IF the rooster laid an egg it would fall downward" is correct even if a rooster == doesn't lay any eggs. Furthermore, if "the rooster lays an egg" is always false, then "If a rooster lays an egg" can be followed by ANY conclusion and still be a true statement; e. g., "if a rooster lays an egg it will fall upward" is true. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Obligatory joke: What's the difference between erotic and kinky? Using a feather is erotic. Using the whole chicken is kinky.