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From: mitch@amiga.UUCP (Mitchell R. Gass)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: YASAJ (Yet Another Sick Animal Joke)
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Date: Fri, 14-Feb-86 12:44:47 EST
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Posted: Fri Feb 14 12:44:47 1986
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>Another cute animal trick you can do with cats:
>There is a thing called spray catnip.  Spray it on your cat's tail and which
>her run in circles (yes I did this, but when I was young and didn't know
>better).  Or even better the time I sprayed the cat repellant on the cat box.

D'ya know to make a cat sound like a dog and a dog sound like a cat?

Cat:  Douse with lighter fluid and throw in a match (woof!)
Dog:  Freeze it, then put through a buzz saw (meeeeooooow!)

(...no, they made me send it, honest!...)