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From: matt@abic.UUCP (Matt Farrell)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: Something For Everyone
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Date: Fri, 14-Feb-86 15:37:48 EST
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For all you flaming assholes out there who have nothing better to do
than put your bullshit arguments and opinions in net.jokes would you
kindly post them to net.jokes.d in the future.  There you can flame
till your hearts content and those of us who just want to read some
jokes don't have to wade through your shit.    Thank you.

Now for a joke (which is what this group was intended for).

One day several nuns decide to make confessions.  The first nun in
admits to the priest that she saw a man's penis.  For her penance
he tells her to say two "Hail Mary"'s and wash her eyes in holy water.
The next nun tells the priest that she touched a man's penis.  The
priest tells her to say three "Our Father"'s and wash her hands in
holy water.  These two nuns say their prayers and then go off to cleanse
themselves as told with holy water.  A short time later Mother Superior
comes rushing in exclaiming, "Look out girls, I've got to gargle!".


						- Matt Farrell