Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: Notesfiles $Revision: 1.7.0.10 $; site uiucdcsb Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!mhuxr!mhuxn!ihnp4!inuxc!pur-ee!uiucdcs!uiucdcsb!swami From: swami@uiucdcsb.CS.UIUC.EDU Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: Math joke Message-ID: <8700235@uiucdcsb> Date: Fri, 14-Feb-86 11:20:00 EST Article-I.D.: uiucdcsb.8700235 Posted: Fri Feb 14 11:20:00 1986 Date-Received: Sun, 16-Feb-86 04:41:35 EST References: <1769@jhunix.UUCP> Lines: 10 Nf-ID: #R:jhunix.UUCP:1769:uiucdcsb:8700235:000:429 Nf-From: uiucdcsb.CS.UIUC.EDU!swami Feb 14 10:20:00 1986 >>>> > > > What was the first math lesson? >>>> > > > God told Adam to multiply... >>>> > > If you keep telling old math jokes, I'll have to dis-integrate you. >>>> > How did you derive that line? >>>> Oh, it makes no differential... >>>This is at best a partial excuse for humor. >>When will these math jokes stop? Please give me a sine! >Notice how these jokes tend to send people off on tangents? Strikes a chord, doesn't it?