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From: nola@sun.uucp (Nola Donato)
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Subject: plastic surgery
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Date: Fri, 14-Feb-86 15:13:03 EST
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A beautiful woman's face is badly burned, so she and her husband consult
a plastic surgeon. "If you let me take skin from your rear end for a graft,"
the surgeon explains, "I can have her looking even better than new. It'll
cost $3,000." A week after the surgery, the man brings in a check for $4,000.

"It's my gift to you," he tells the doctor, "for giving me back my beautiful
wife - and for giving me the great pleasure of watching my mother-in-law
kiss my ass."
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