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From: alex@speech2.cs.cmu.edu (Alexander Hauptmann)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: field mice
Message-ID: <217@speech2.cs.cmu.edu>
Date: Wed, 12-Feb-86 18:08:00 EST
Article-I.D.: speech2.217
Posted: Wed Feb 12 18:08:00 1986
Date-Received: Sun, 16-Feb-86 05:38:34 EST
Organization: Carnegie-Mellon University, CS/RI
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This field mouse was running around in the field one day, the way
field mice usually do. Along came this hawk, swooped down
and caught the field mouse, swallowing it in one piece.
The field mouse, however, was still alive and was frantically
trying to get out. It tried to get out this way, couldn't do it,
tried that way, still no passage until finally, it found a way
out. The field mouse saw daylight.
At that point the hawk was flying over the fields.
"Oh mister hawk, mister hawk, how high up are we?"
"Oh, about 30 000 feet."


"Really - and you ain't shitting me now?"