Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Path: utzoo!decvax!genrad!panda!talcott!harvard!seismo!umcp-cs!aplcen!jhunix!ins_armr From: ins_armr@jhunix.UUCP (Rudy M Rumohr) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: Math joke Message-ID: <1899@jhunix.UUCP> Date: Sat, 15-Feb-86 14:46:59 EST Article-I.D.: jhunix.1899 Posted: Sat Feb 15 14:46:59 1986 Date-Received: Sun, 16-Feb-86 07:20:03 EST References: <1771@jhunix.UUCP> <244@imagen.UUCP> <2413@sdcc6.UUCP> <262@imagen.UUCP> <1886@jhunix.UUCP> Reply-To: ins_armr@jhunix.ARPA (Rudy M Rumohr) Distribution: na Organization: Johns Hopkins Univ. Computing Ctr. Lines: 30 In article <1886@jhunix.UUCP> ins_akew@jhunix.UUCP (Montgomery Scott) writes: >> > >>>> What was the first math lesson? >> > >>>> God told Adam to multiply... >> > >>> If you keep telling old math jokes, I'll have to dis-integrate you. >> > >> How did you derive that line? >> > > By indifferentiation. >> > Prove it. >> ^^^^^ ^^ I could prove it by induction, but I've got a circuit of other current projects to complete. [An EE's point of view...] -- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- Rudy Rumohr Jr. 3339 N. Charles St Apartment 1-AL UUCP: ihnp4!whuxcc!jhunix!ins_armr -or- Baltimore, MD 21218 seismo!umcp-cs!jhunix!ins_armr -or- allegra!hopkins!jhunix!ins_armr ARPANET: ins_armr%jhunix.BITNET@wiscvm.ARPA Necessity dictates the insertion of an appropriate disclamatory proclamation into this section of this missive, both for assuredness of legality, and to satisfy my lust for bombast. "I've seen sex, and I think it's OK." -- Talking Heads