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From: cipher@mmm.UUCP (Andre Guirard)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: Orphaned Response
Message-ID: <498@mmm.UUCP>
Date: Wed, 12-Feb-86 21:39:10 EST
Article-I.D.: mmm.498
Posted: Wed Feb 12 21:39:10 1986
Date-Received: Sun, 16-Feb-86 07:43:23 EST
References: <923@whuxl.UUCP> <3200013@wvlpdp> <631@well.UUCP> <8872@ucla-cs.ARPA>
Reply-To: cipher@mmm.UUCP (Andre Guirard)
Organization: 3M Company, St. Paul, Minn.
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Summary: 

In article <8872@ucla-cs.ARPA> verma@ucla-cs.UUCP (Thomas S. Verma ) writes:
>In article <631@well.UUCP> rab@well.UUCP writes:
>>In article <3200013@wvlpdp>, john@wvlpdp writes:
>>>
>>>      If you had a house that faced East and an rooster laid an egg on
>>>      the peak of the roof, which way would the egg fall?
>>
>>       Why, downward, of course.
>>
>
>	[numerous people post responses to the effect that roosters
>	 do not lay eggs.]

Well SO WHAT!!!!!  The question says "if," doesn't it?  Can't you
crumb-brains even IMAGINE a rooster laying an egg!?  And IF it did
(notice I said IF IF IF IFIFIFIF) which way would the !%$&*# egg
fall, HUH?  WELL!?!?!?

			:-)

How about this people?  Everyone knows why the chicken crossed the
road, right?  Well think about this: _Why_ did she want to get to the
other side?

	Because she was a cluck.
	Because there was a "chicken restaurant" on the other side,
		and she was hungry.
	[Make up your own answer.]

A little bit of this stuff goes a long way.
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