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From: phillips@cisden.UUCP (Tom Phillips)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: YASJ (Offensive to me most days, but not today)
Message-ID: <510@cisden.UUCP>
Date: Fri, 14-Feb-86 16:59:58 EST
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Posted: Fri Feb 14 16:59:58 1986
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Summary: Disgusting Shuttle Joke

Perj sbe gur arkg fuhggyr zvffvba:

Gurfr pnaqvqngrf ner ercynprzragf sbe gur ynfg perj, jub tbg sverq.

Evpuneq Celbe
Evpxl Aryfba
Zvpunry Wnpxfba
Ylaleq Fxlaleq
Wbna bs Nep
Areb
Thl Snjxrf
Funqenpu, Zrfurpu, naq Norqartb
Tbyyhz
Qerj Oneelzber
Wbuaal Fgbez
Qna ZpTrr
Ora Dhvpx

Fhccyvrf:
Znefuznyybjf
Ubg Qbtf


Gurzr Fbat:
Pbzr Ba Onol, Yvtug Zl Sver
Lbh Yvtug Hc Zl Yvsr
Terng Onyyf b' Sver

Va-Syvtug Zbivrf:
Oynmvat Fnqqyrf
Gur Gbjrevat Vasreab

Zbggbrf:
Oynmvat n cngu gb gur fgnef
Fb arkg gvzr, qba'g whfg nfx sbe n yvtug...
Jr qb nforfgbf jr pna
Nalguvat sbe n ynhtu

Znfpbgf:
Fzbxrl Orne
Zef. B'Yrnel'f Pbj
Fznht

Anzrf sbe gur fuhggyr:
HFF Cunrgba
HFF Fnynznaqre
HFF Uvaqraohet

Sign? This? I ain't quite THAT stupid!
-- 

						Tommy Phillips
From the banks of the great grey-green greasy Limpopo River,
all set about with fever-trees.

				cisden!phillips