Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Path: utzoo!decvax!genrad!panda!talcott!harvard!seismo!lll-crg!gymble!umcp-cs!aplcen!jhunix!ins_akew From: ins_akew@jhunix.UUCP (Montgomery Scott) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: Math joke Message-ID: <1885@jhunix.UUCP> Date: Fri, 14-Feb-86 11:53:18 EST Article-I.D.: jhunix.1885 Posted: Fri Feb 14 11:53:18 1986 Date-Received: Sun, 16-Feb-86 08:47:25 EST References: <1769@jhunix.UUCP> <1770@jhunix.UUCP> <1771@jhunix.UUCP> <1772@jhunix.UUCP> <1773@jhunix.UUCP> <629@frog.UUCP> Distribution: na Organization: Honest Jim's Used Heavy Cruisers Lines: 19 > > > > > > What was the first math lesson? > > > > > > God told Adam to multiply... > > > > > If you keep telling old math jokes, I'll have to dis-integrate you. > > > > How did you derive that line? > > > Oh, it makes no differential... > > This is at best a partial excuse for humor. > Is there no limit to this kind of thing? If the limit exists, I think we'll have an infinite series on our hands before the limit is defined. -- ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Oh when the flames...come rolling in...oh when the flames come rolling in... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Kevin E. Weiland UUCP: seismo!umcp-cs \ BITNET: INS_AKEW@JHUVMS ihnp4!whuxcc > !jhunix!ins_akew P13I0746@JHUVM allegra!hopkins / CSNET: ins_akew@jhunix.CSNET ARPA: ins_akew%jhunix.BITNET@wiscvm.WISC.EDU