Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Path: utzoo!decvax!genrad!panda!talcott!harvard!seismo!lll-crg!gymble!umcp-cs!aplcen!jhunix!ins_akew From: ins_akew@jhunix.UUCP (Montgomery Scott) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: Math joke Message-ID: <1886@jhunix.UUCP> Date: Fri, 14-Feb-86 11:58:45 EST Article-I.D.: jhunix.1886 Posted: Fri Feb 14 11:58:45 1986 Date-Received: Sun, 16-Feb-86 08:47:41 EST References: <1771@jhunix.UUCP> <244@imagen.UUCP> <2413@sdcc6.UUCP> <262@imagen.UUCP> Distribution: na Organization: Honest Jim's Used Heavy Cruisers Lines: 19 > > >>>> What was the first math lesson? > > >>>> God told Adam to multiply... > > >>> If you keep telling old math jokes, I'll have to dis-integrate you. > > >> How did you derive that line? > > > By indifferentiation. > > Prove it. > ^^^^^ ^^ > Proof by indifferentiation: I couldn't care less. Q.E.D. -- J.J. Are you sure that's not proof by inequality? -- ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Oh when the flames...come rolling in...oh when the flames come rolling in... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Kevin E. Weiland UUCP: seismo!umcp-cs \ BITNET: INS_AKEW@JHUVMS ihnp4!whuxcc > !jhunix!ins_akew P13I0746@JHUVM allegra!hopkins / CSNET: ins_akew@jhunix.CSNET ARPA: ins_akew%jhunix.BITNET@wiscvm.WISC.EDU