Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Path: utzoo!decvax!genrad!panda!talcott!harvard!seismo!lll-crg!gymble!umcp-cs!aplcen!jhunix!ins_akew From: ins_akew@jhunix.UUCP (Montgomery Scott) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: Math joke Message-ID: <1888@jhunix.UUCP> Date: Fri, 14-Feb-86 12:06:43 EST Article-I.D.: jhunix.1888 Posted: Fri Feb 14 12:06:43 1986 Date-Received: Sun, 16-Feb-86 08:47:57 EST References: <778@cylixd.UUCP> <4180@ut-sally.UUCP> Distribution: na Organization: Honest Jim's Used Heavy Cruisers Lines: 19 > >>> >> What was the first math lesson? > >>> >> God told Adam to multiply... > >>> >If you keep telling old math jokes, I'll have to dis-integrate you. > >>> If these puns keep adding up, you'll have to count me out; otherwise > >>> it could become an infinite series. > >The next guy who adds to this infinite series is going to wind up > > in the L'Hopital. > In summation, this series is Taylor-made for bad puns. I think that's more along the lines of a mean value... -- ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Oh when the flames...come rolling in...oh when the flames come rolling in... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Kevin E. Weiland UUCP: seismo!umcp-cs \ BITNET: INS_AKEW@JHUVMS ihnp4!whuxcc > !jhunix!ins_akew P13I0746@JHUVM allegra!hopkins / CSNET: ins_akew@jhunix.CSNET ARPA: ins_akew%jhunix.BITNET@wiscvm.WISC.EDU