Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: Notesfiles $Revision: 1.7.0.10 $; site uiucdcs Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!cbosgd!ihnp4!inuxc!pur-ee!uiucdcs!mcewan From: mcewan@uiucdcs.CS.UIUC.EDU Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: Re: Orphaned Response Message-ID: <9900421@uiucdcs> Date: Sat, 15-Feb-86 19:16:00 EST Article-I.D.: uiucdcs.9900421 Posted: Sat Feb 15 19:16:00 1986 Date-Received: Mon, 17-Feb-86 04:57:33 EST References: <4500177@inmet> Lines: 25 Nf-ID: #R:inmet:-450017700:uiucdcs:9900421:000:756 Nf-From: uiucdcs.CS.UIUC.EDU!mcewan Feb 15 18:16:00 1986 >>> Who is buried in Grant's tomb? >> >> I believe there is a trick to this one, but can't remember it. >> "Grant, of course." > Grant's wife is buried there too, I believe. Wrong. No one is buried there. They're entombed. >> >>> What color is George Washington's white horse? >> >> White. > The trick to this one is that all white horses (until recently, > anyway) are registered as GREY horses. Therefore, George Washington's > white horse was grey. Thanks, now I'll know the answer if anyone asks "What color is Washington's white horse registered as?" The answer to the original question, however, is still "white". Scott McEwan {ihnp4,pur-ee}!uiucdcs!mcewan "What? That? It was just a filthy demon! It wasn't even from this dimension!"