Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/18/84; site jhunix.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!cbosgd!ihnp4!qantel!lll-crg!gymble!umcp-cs!aplcen!jhunix!ins_agi From: ins_agi@jhunix.UUCP (Gil Israeli) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: Orphaned Response (actually roosters) Message-ID: <1893@jhunix.UUCP> Date: Fri, 14-Feb-86 15:39:21 EST Article-I.D.: jhunix.1893 Posted: Fri Feb 14 15:39:21 1986 Date-Received: Mon, 17-Feb-86 05:17:16 EST References: <923@whuxl.UUCP> <3200013@wvlpdp> <631@well.UUCP> <539@scgvaxd.UUCP> Organization: Johns Hopkins Lines: 17 > >> If you had a house that faced East and an rooster laid an egg on > >> the peak of the roof, which way would the egg fall? > > > > Why, downward, of course. > > WHEN DID ROOSTERS START LAYING EGGS???????????????? -- JR Once in a thousand years, when the positions of the stars are exactly right, a seven-year-old rooster will lay an egg. The creature that hatches is called Basilisk, or Cockatrice. Its stare can kill, and touching one will instantly turn you to stone. Even hearing its hiss is extremely dangerous. It's just as well that the rooster lay the egg on the peak of your roof. One less cockatrice won't be missed. -- Gil Israeli