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Subject: (no real insult intended...)
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Date: Sat, 15-Feb-86 11:25:47 EST
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	How many DEC field technicians does it take to fix a flat tire ?
a-> Five: Four to lift the car, and one to swap the tires until he finds
	the flat one.

	
	How long does it take them ?
a-> It depends on how many extra flat tires they brought.