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From: ben@catnip.UUCP (Bennett Broder)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: Something For Everyone - offensive to everyone (rot 13)
Message-ID: <232@catnip.UUCP>
Date: Sun, 16-Feb-86 12:47:43 EST
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Posted: Sun Feb 16 12:47:43 1986
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Va negvpyr <737@novp.HHPC>, zngg@novp.HHPC (Zngg Sneeryy) jevgrf:
> 
> Sbe nyy lbh synzvat nffubyrf bhg gurer jub unir abguvat orggre gb qb
> guna chg lbhe ohyyfuvg nethzragf naq bcvavbaf va arg.wbxrf jbhyq lbh
> xvaqyl cbfg gurz gb arg.wbxrf.q va gur shgher.  Gurer lbh pna synzr
> gvyy lbhe urnegf pbagrag naq gubfr bs hf jub whfg jnag gb ernq fbzr
> wbxrf qba'g unir gb jnqr guebhtu lbhe fuvg.    Gunax lbh.
> 
> Abj sbe n wbxr (juvpu vf jung guvf tebhc jnf vagraqrq sbe).
> 
> Bar qnl frireny ahaf qrpvqr gb znxr pbasrffvbaf.  Gur svefg aha va
> nqzvgf gb gur cevrfg gung fur fnj n zna'f cravf.  Sbe ure cranapr
> ur gryyf ure gb fnl gjb "Unvy Znel"'f naq jnfu ure rlrf va ubyl jngre.
> Gur arkg aha gryyf gur cevrfg gung fur gbhpurq n zna'f cravf.  Gur
> cevrfg gryyf ure gb fnl guerr "Bhe Sngure"'f naq jnfu ure unaqf va
> ubyl jngre.  Gurfr gjb ahaf fnl gurve cenlref naq gura tb bss gb pyrnafr
> gurzfryirf nf gbyq jvgu ubyl jngre.  N fubeg gvzr yngre Zbgure Fhcrevbe
> pbzrf ehfuvat va rkpynvzvat, "Ybbx bhg tveyf, V'ir tbg gb tnetyr!".

V urneq vg jvgu na raqvat gung jnf rira zber tebff:

Nsgre urnevat nobhg aha bar naq ure rlrf, naq aha gjb naq ure unaqf..

Aha sbhe fnlf gb aha guerr, "Lbh unq orggre yrg zr tb svefg"
Aha guerr nfxf, "Jul??"

Orpnhfr gurer nva'g ab jnl V'z tnetyvat jvgu gung ubyl jngre nsgre lbh'ir
qbhpurq jvgu vg!!


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Ben Broder
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