Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/18/84 SMI; site sun.uucp Path: utzoo!decvax!decwrl!sun!falk From: falk@sun.uucp (Ed Falk) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Foreign grad student Message-ID: <3247@sun.uucp> Date: Mon, 17-Feb-86 01:49:30 EST Article-I.D.: sun.3247 Posted: Mon Feb 17 01:49:30 1986 Date-Received: Mon, 17-Feb-86 07:11:19 EST Distribution: na Organization: Sun Microsystems, Inc. Lines: 17 True story: My girlfriend, who was a materials engineering student told me about a Korean grad student she knew who was doing his thesis on a material known as "filled latex", which is a kind of polymer that has nodules of another kind of polymer imbedded in its matrix (whatever that means). The problem was, that this grad student couldn't find any of this material to do his experiments with. Finally, someone told him that certain brands of condoms were made out of this material, but he didn't remember which brands. Well, this grad student went to the nearest drug store, and in the best English he could muster, asked for "filled rubbers". The druggist responded, "I can sell you the rubbers, but you'll have to fill them yourself".