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From: werner@aecom.UUCP (Craig Werner)
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Subject: Phillipines Election
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Date: Sun, 16-Feb-86 23:21:15 EST
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	Washington (Feb. 15) -- The White House today said that it was very
disturbed by reports that the opponent of Phillipine president Ferdinand 
Marcos, a Mrs. Cory Aquino, has been committing massive voting fraud in an
apparent deliberate attempt to lose the election.  The White House adds that 
it is also puzzled by the recent mysterious rash of suicides by many of 
her campaign workers.
[adopted from Jay Maeder]
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				Craig Werner
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		"The world is just a straight man for you sometimes"