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From: lo@harvard.UUCP (Bert S.F. Lo)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: Orphaned Response - offensive to Andre Guirard
Message-ID: <720@harvard.UUCP>
Date: Sun, 16-Feb-86 19:19:54 EST
Article-I.D.: harvard.720
Posted: Sun Feb 16 19:19:54 1986
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References: <923@whuxl.UUCP> <3200013@wvlpdp> <631@well.UUCP> <8872@ucla-cs.ARPA> <498@mmm.UUCP>
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In article <498@mmm.UUCP>, cipher@mmm.UUCP (Andre Guirard) writes:
>In article <8872@ucla-cs.ARPA> verma@ucla-cs.UUCP (Thomas S. Verma ) writes:
>>In article <631@well.UUCP> rab@well.UUCP writes:
>>>In article <3200013@wvlpdp>, john@wvlpdp writes:
>>>>      If you had a house that faced East and an rooster laid an egg on
>>>>      the peak of the roof, which way would the egg fall?
>>>      Why, downward, of course.
>>	    [numerous people post responses to the effect that roosters
>>	     do not lay eggs.]
> Well, SO WHAT!  The question says "if", doesn't it?  Can't you crumb-brains
> even IMAGINE a rooster laying an egg?  And IF it did (notice I said IF),
> which way would the !%$&*# egg fall, HUH? WELL?

Potential rooster eggs are immune to gravity since they have mass 0.

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