Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!bellcore!decvax!genrad!panda!talcott!harvard!seismo!umcp-cs!aplcen!jhunix!ins_akaa From: ins_akaa@jhunix.UUCP (Ken Arromdee) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: Math joke Message-ID: <1905@jhunix.UUCP> Date: Sun, 16-Feb-86 13:59:54 EST Article-I.D.: jhunix.1905 Posted: Sun Feb 16 13:59:54 1986 Date-Received: Tue, 18-Feb-86 03:29:22 EST References: <1769@jhunix.UUCP> <8700235@uiucdcsb> Reply-To: ins_akaa@jhunix.ARPA (Ken Arromdee) Organization: TARDIS Repairs, Inc. Lines: 22 In article <8700235@uiucdcsb> swami@uiucdcsb.UUCP writes: > >>>>> > > > What was the first math lesson? >>>>> > > > God told Adam to multiply... >>>>> > > If you keep telling old math jokes, I'll have to dis-integrate you. >>>>> > How did you derive that line? >>>>> Oh, it makes no differential... >>>>This is at best a partial excuse for humor. >>>When will these math jokes stop? Please give me a sine! >>Notice how these jokes tend to send people off on tangents? >Strikes a chord, doesn't it? I know what you mean, but the probability is that it'll all average out... -- "We are going to give a little something, a few little years more, to socialism, because socialism is defunct. It dies all by iself. The bad thing is that socialism, being a victim of its... Did I say socialism?" -Fidel Castro Kenneth Arromdee BITNET: G46I4701 at JHUVM and INS_AKAA at JHUVMS CSNET: ins_akaa@jhunix.CSNET ARPA: ins_akaa%jhunix@hopkins.ARPA UUCP: ...allegra!hopkins!jhunix!ins_akaa