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From: sewelch@watdragon.UUCP (Stephen E. Welch)
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Subject: Oxymorons (canonical list)
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Date: Mon, 17-Feb-86 12:29:42 EST
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   Canonical List of oxymorons
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   Advanced BASIC
   Airline food
   American culture
   Athletic scholarship
   Black Light
   Brave politician
   Business ethics
   Central Intelligence (Agency)
   Cheerful pessimist
   Chili
   Communist party (fun time!)
   Corporate planning
   Covert U.S. operations in Central America
   Creationist Science
   Definite maybe
   Fallout Shelter
   Good Television (Shows)
   High School Education
   Honest crook
   Honest politician
   House Ethics Committee
   Innocent women
   Jumbo shrimp
   Justice Burger
   Justice system
   Libertarian Organization
   Liberty Federation
   Limited Nuclear War
   Logical Thought
   Long-Island Expressway
   Management Science
   Military intelligence
   Moral Majority
   Never generalize!!
   New Democratic Party
   Non-Alcoholic Beer
   Plastic glasses?
   Postal service
   Practical logic
   President Reagan
   Progressive Conservative
   Rapid transit
   Resident Visitor 	(from consultant to a company who works on premises)
   Same difference
   Social Security
   Student Athlete
   Super Bowl (XX = Yawn)
   Sweet sorrow
   Terribly pleased
   Union craftsman           
   United Nations
   Wise fool

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