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From: jeanette@randvax.UUCP (Jeanette Haritan)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: "that thang doawn thar"
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Date: Thu, 13-Feb-86 16:14:17 EST
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Posted: Thu Feb 13 16:14:17 1986
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POSSIBLY OFFENSIVE TO BAPTISTS


     


This man died and went to meet St. Peter at the "pearly gates of heaven".
St. Peter checked the man in, and proceeded to show him around the place.

They approached a room on their right, and St. Peter explained "That room
is the cafeteria".  As they came upon a room on their left, St. Peter
said, "This is the angels' sleeping quarters".  They soon approached a
closed door on their right.  As they came closer, St. Peter said,
"Sssshhhh, we must tip toe past this door, and PLEASE be as quiet as
possible"!

As they passed the room and proceeded down the hall, the man asked
"St. Peter, why was it necessary to be so quiet as we passed that door"?
St. Peter explained, "The room behind that door is where we keep the
baptists...they think that they're the only ones here!"