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From: settle@siemens.UUCP
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Subject: semi-offensive
Message-ID: <25000018@siemens.UUCP>
Date: Mon, 17-Feb-86 12:55:00 EST
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Posted: Mon Feb 17 12:55:00 1986
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Nf-From: siemens!settle    Feb 17 12:55:00 1986




I have tried unsuccessfully to Rot13 this joke and so I am giving you time
to skip this joke.  It will offend those easily offended, those who are
offended by sexual references, etc.  

		YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!! 















	This really isn't a joke but I found it quite funny.  The original
note concerned a guy who had trouble with a condemn breaking.  He asked for
some advice on how to prevent this from happening.  One responder advised
that blowing them up is a good way to find out whether there are any
pinholes or other weaknesses.  However, another responder felt differently:


>In article <223@ski.UUCP> dr@ski.UUCP (David Robins) writes:
>
>>We were taught two things about condoms:
>>1) As previously mentioned, leave slack at the end.
>>2) "Test" it beforehand by blowing it up (no joke).  This will help find 
>>dangerous pinholes, if the face is used to feel any leaking air.  Also,
>>a weakened condom may burst when inflated.  
>------------------------------------------------------------------------
>
>I can see it now...
>
>"Oh, Jack...!"
>"Oh, Jill... <heavy breathing>..."
>(Long pause)
>"Jack?"
>"Just a minute, honey."
>"Jack, what are you doing?"
>"Just a minute, honey. Huffff... huffff... huffff..."
>*** POW! ***
>"Jack, that's gauche."
>"I was just testing the condom, darling. Looks like I found a dud. Let's
> try another one. Huffff... huffff... huffff..."
>(Holds blown-up condom to his face)
>(Hisssssssssssssssssssssssssssss)
>"Jack, is that the way you get your kicks?"
>"I'm just trying to feel for pinholes, honey. Really, I'll be just one
>  more minute."
>"Forget it, Jack. I'm not interested any more."

>I can see how this would be a really good means of birth control.

I know, it's not a real joke, but I thought it was really funny.
Incidentally, this note came from net.singles.