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From: parris@itcatl.UUCP (Parris Hughes)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Possibly Offensive to Any Number of People... - offensive to Gays, Mexicans, Sensitives (rot 13)
Message-ID: <125@itcatl.UUCP>
Date: Mon, 17-Feb-86 22:03:21 EST
Article-I.D.: itcatl.125
Posted: Mon Feb 17 22:03:21 1986
Date-Received: Wed, 19-Feb-86 01:19:40 EST
Organization: Interactive Technology Corporation,  Atlanta, Georgia
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Keywords: Any Number of People are Possibly Offensive to me...

Arj gb gur Arg.  Znlor fbzr bs gurfr unir orra nebhaq...

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Bapr hcba n gvzr, gurer jnf n yvggyr oveq jub qvq abg jnag gb syl fbhgu.
Nyy gur bgure oveqf yrsg, ohg ur fgnlrq.  Nf jvagre cebterffrq, ur ortna
gb erguvax uvf qrpvfvba naq fgnegrq gb syl fbhgu.  Ba uvf jnl gurer, uvf 
yvggyr jvatf sebmr naq ur qebccrq gb gur tebhaq va n snezlneq.  Nybat pnzr 
n pbj, juvpu cebzcgyl "fung" (pbeerpg?) ba uvz.  Jnezrq ol gur srprf, 
gur yvggyr oveq ortna gb fvat va uvf unccvarff.  Gur ybpny png, nyregrq ol 
gur fvatvat, vairfgvtngrq, naq cebzcgyl ng gur yvggyr oveq.

Gur zbenyf ner:  Nal bar jub fuvgf ba lbh vf abg arprffnevyl lbhe rarzl;
Nal bar jub trgf lbh bhg bs n cvyr bs fuvg vf abg arpprffnevyl lbhe sevraq;
Naq vs lbh'er unccl va n cvyr bs fuvg, xrrc lbhe zbhgu fuhg.

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Jura V jnf va uvtu fpubby, zl Gevt grnpure jnf gelvat gb cebir n cbvag nobhg
rkcbaragvny orunivbhe.  Uvf rknzcyr jnf gnxvat n furrg bs cncre, phggvat vg
va unys, fgnpxvat hc gur arj furrgf, phggvat gurz va unys, rgp.  sbe n gbgny
bs 15 gvzrf.  Ubj uvtu jbhyq gur fgnpx bs cncre or tvira n fvatyr furrg jnf
K zvyyvzrgref va guvpxarff?  V jnf ernqvat n obbx jura ur nfxrq gur pynff sbe
gur inyhr bs 2^15, ohg univat jbexrq jvgu pbzchgref sbe n juvyr, ab ceboyrz.
V fgnzzrerq bhg... 32 gubhfnaq... frira uhaqerq... naq... fvkgl.... rvtug.
V gbbx ybbx nebhaq, naq rirelbar jnf njrfgehpx.  Ab pnyphyngbe be nalguvat.
Gnyx nobhg perngvat na vzcerffvba.  (Thrff lbh unq gb unir orra gurer...)

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Arkg gvzr lbhe Pnyp Cebss fnlf "2o^3", vagreehcg jvgu "Be abg gb or phorq."

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Jung jnf gur ynfg guvat gur Punyyratre Cvybg fnvq?
	Ab, n Ohq Yvtug.
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Qvq lbh urne nobhg gur qevax anzrq nsgre Yrba Xyvatubssre (fc?) ?
	Gjb fubgf naq n fcynfu.

Gurl unq n znwbe erryrpgvba nsgre gur Zrkvpna Rnegudhnxr.
	Onearl Ehooyr jba ol n Ynaqfyvqr.

Ubj qvq NVQf trg gb Pnyvsbeavn?
	Va gur erne bs n Uhqfba.

V'z fbeel, V unq gb trg gurfr bhg bs zl flfgrz.

Cneevf		tngrpu!vgpngy!cneevf