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From: okunewck@gondor.UUCP (Philip E. OKunewick)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Movie exclaimations
Message-ID: <2004@gondor.UUCP>
Date: Mon, 17-Feb-86 23:29:09 EST
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Posted: Mon Feb 17 23:29:09 1986
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Reply-To: okunewck@gondor.UUCP (Philip E. OKunewick)
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A few years ago, there was a horror movie "Christine" out about a
'57 chevy that didn't like people very much.  There were quite a
few repetitions of the preview for this work of cinematic art shown
before other movies, enough so that I was starting to get tired of
the same old commercial.

The umpteenth showing of this preview started out in the usual manner:
slowly build up tension to the *SHOCK!* (where the car starts up and
apparently runs over the audience).

At this point, I let out a blood-curdling scream.

The reaction of people around me was very satisfactory.


                                            ---Duck

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"What's in the box?"
"Five thousand grasshoppers.  I'm going to set them loose in the cafeteria."
"For God's sake, WHY?"
"It's part of a psychology experiment in mass hysteria."
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