Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/18/84; site rosevax.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!cbosgd!ihnp4!stolaf!umn-cs!mmm!rosevax!shari From: shari@rosevax.UUCP (Shari Nelson) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: Re: new subject Message-ID: <309@rosevax.UUCP> Date: Mon, 17-Feb-86 19:16:48 EST Article-I.D.: rosevax.309 Posted: Mon Feb 17 19:16:48 1986 Date-Received: Wed, 19-Feb-86 03:48:57 EST References: <261@galbp.UUCP> <38600001@faust.UUCP> <1260@mtuxo.UUCP> <335@frog.UUCP> Organization: Rosemount Inc., Eden Prairie, MN Lines: 36 > > > >how many times did you say "so-and-so should be taken out and shot?" > > > >the guy in front of your car whose sole purpose in life seems to be to > > > >drive 20mph below the speed limit. > > > How about the guy behind you blowing his horn to speed you up or get you > > > out of the way when you are already going 15 MPH above the speed limit? > > How about the guy in front of you who steadfastly refuses to move out > > of the third lane because is already doing the speed limit and > > doesn't think anyone should pass him. > > How about the guy who whines about that unmarked police car that unfairly > ticketed him for speeding and reckless driving... > > > How about the guy who refuses to use the right turn signal. > > Or any at all! BLAM! > These are for those of us living in snowbound states: How about the guy who doesn't clear any snow or ice off his rear window and changes lanes at will? How about the guy who drives 80 miles an hour during a sleet and ice storm? (how about those of us who choose to live in ice and snow in the first place!!) -- ..!ihnp4!rosevax!shari Shari Nelson Rosemount Inc. 12001 W. 78th St. Eden Prairie, Mn. 55344 A MINNESOTA GOPHER fan forever!!! [5m [7m GO GOLDEN GOPHERS [m