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From: ries@trwrba.UUCP (Marc Ries)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: YASJ
Message-ID: <1831@trwrba.UUCP>
Date: Fri, 14-Feb-86 11:28:07 EST
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Posted: Fri Feb 14 11:28:07 1986
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Keywords: Yet Another Stupid Joke

[If you have heard this, don't read it!]
(Note the dialog -- when I grow up I'm going to be a Sci-Fi writer)

Two men are walking down the street -- one recognizes the other.

John: "Hey Mike, haven't seen you in a long time!  Wow,  how  did
       you get that black eye?"

Mike: "Yo.  I got it at my new job.  I'm a cashier at Shorts Drug
       Store."

John: "Wow... What the heck are you selling?"

Mike: "Hey, I wasn't  doing  anything  but  my  job...  Like  the
       manager said 'Mike, be a  good  salesperson.  Always  help
       the  customer  by  suggesting  items  they  might  need in
       addition to what they are buying.  If a customer comes  in
       to  buy  cold  tablets, ask him if he needs tissues.  They
       will be grateful.'"

John: "But the black eye...."

Mike: "Well, this guy comes in and brings a box of Tampons to the
       register.  I  say,  'Would  you  like a fishing pole to go
       with that?' The guy says, 'Fishing pole?  What the heck do
       I want a fishing pole for?' I say, 'Hey, there's obviously
       nothing to do at home'.  Bamm!"