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From: falk@sun.uucp (Ed Falk)
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Subject: Re: Orphaned Response
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Date: Tue, 18-Feb-86 00:55:26 EST
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> > 	If you had a house that faced East and an rooster laid an egg on
> > 	the peak of the roof, which way would the egg fall?
> 
> 	Why, downward, of course.

*Buzzzz*, you got nuked on this one.  Roosters don't lay eggs.
 
> > 	Which is heavier?  An ounce of feathers or an ounce of lead.
> > 	An ounce of lead or an ounce of gold.
> 
> 	They all weigh exactly one ounce.

*Buzzz*, nuked again.  Gold is weighed under the Troy system, not 
Advipous (sp?).  An ounce of gold weighs less than an ounce of feathers
because they're different ounces.

		-ed falk, sun Microsystems