Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!decvax!genrad!panda!talcott!harvard!seismo!umcp-cs!aplcen!jhunix!ins_bbdg From: ins_bbdg@jhunix.UUCP (James T. Kirk) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: erudite pun Message-ID: <1915@jhunix.UUCP> Date: Mon, 17-Feb-86 16:08:05 EST Article-I.D.: jhunix.1915 Posted: Mon Feb 17 16:08:05 1986 Date-Received: Wed, 19-Feb-86 07:37:17 EST References: <17@rtgvax.UUCP> Organization: Honest Jim's Used Heavy Cruisers Lines: 22 > Three erudite gentlemen from the english department were having > afternoon drinks at a local sidewalk cafe. Engaged in typical > afternoon oration, they eventually noticed three young ladies of the > evening sashay down the sidewalk. One gentleman said to his two > companions, "Gentlemen, how might we best describe this situation > we observe transpiring"? > A second gentleman was quick to repsond, "Clearly, this situation > can be described as an anthology of prose". > "No", exclaimed the third, "I do not think you have adequately perceived > the finer details, this is obviously a trey of tarts". > At which point the original inquisitor retorted, "I am afraid you both > have failed to comprehend the quintessential attributes, what we are > observing is undoubtedly an essay of trollops". How about a pride of loins? -- "My favorite kind of diplomacy is a fully charged phaser bank." UUCP: seismo!umcp-cs \ BITNET: INS_BBDG@JHUVMS ihnp4!whuxcc > !jhunix!ins_bbdg P13I2691@JHUVM allegra!hopkins / CSNET: ins_bbdg@jhunix.CSNET ARPA: ins_bbdg%jhunix.BITNET@wiscvm.WISC.EDU