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From: ins_akew@jhunix.UUCP (Montgomery Scott)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: Math joke
Message-ID: <1917@jhunix.UUCP>
Date: Mon, 17-Feb-86 18:40:41 EST
Article-I.D.: jhunix.1917
Posted: Mon Feb 17 18:40:41 1986
Date-Received: Wed, 19-Feb-86 07:37:30 EST
References: <1769@jhunix.UUCP> <1770@jhunix.UUCP> <1771@jhunix.UUCP> <589@ihlpl.UUCP> <86@andromeda.UUCP>
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> In article <589@ihlpl.UUCP>, imd@ihlpl.UUCP (Ira M. Dworkin ) writes:
> > >>> > > > What was the first math lesson?
> > >>> > > > God told Adam to multiply...
> > >>> > > If you keep telling old math jokes, I'll have to dis-integrate you.
> > >>> > How did you derive that line?
> > >>> Oh, it makes no differential...
> > >>This is at best a partial excuse for humor.
> > >When will these math jokes stop? Please give me a sine!
> > Notice how these jokes tend to send people off on tangents?
> Stop these jokes! They have no absolute value!
 I think it's more of a mean value...

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