Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!philabs!cmcl2!seismo!ut-sally!pyramid!hplabsb!bl From: bl@hplabsb.UUCP (Bruce T. Lowerre) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: Knock, knock. Who's there ? Hee! Hee who ? Hee hah ! Message-ID: <3283@hplabsb.UUCP> Date: Tue, 18-Feb-86 15:52:40 EST Article-I.D.: hplabsb.3283 Posted: Tue Feb 18 15:52:40 1986 Date-Received: Wed, 19-Feb-86 20:37:43 EST References: <1089@decwrl.DEC.COM> Organization: Hewlett Packard Labs, Palo Alto CA Lines: 7 > > If an airplane crashes EXACTLY on the border of two states, > > where are the surviors buried? > > I keep seeing this portion quoted. My question is, > what the hell are "surviors" ?? Not in MY dictionary! "surviors" are the opposite of "vicims".