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From: bobr@zeus.UUCP (Robert Reed)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: Political Quote of the Month
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Date: Tue, 18-Feb-86 17:49:44 EST
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Posted: Tue Feb 18 17:49:44 1986
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> >Phillipine President Marcos was attempting to explain the vote count
> >in San Nicolas province, where he got 13,452 votes while Mrs. Aquino
> >got ZERO:
> >	"This province [is] very near my birthplace, and all
> >	the voters, probably my relatives."
> >			-- Doug Landauer --
> 
> David Letterman reported that they are just about ready to begin counting
> the ballots, but that they are still waiting for returns from some of the
> out and out lying regions.
> 			-- Evan L. Marcus --
Well, now that the elections are over, Letterman reports that Marcos has
declared himself the winner--Oh, and by the way, Marcos has also declared
himself the winner of the Publisher's Clearinghouse Sweepstakes.
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When I'm really bored, I hope to drive downtown, get a great parking spot,
then sit in my car and count how many people asked me if I'm leaving.
--Steve Wright
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Robert Reed, CAE Systems Division, tektronix!teklds!bobr