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From: holloway@drivax.UUCP (Bruce Holloway)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Offensive to people with glass eyesSubject: Offensive to people with glass eyes
Message-ID: <280@drivax.UUCP>
Date: Tue, 18-Feb-86 16:51:03 EST
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Posted: Tue Feb 18 16:51:03 1986
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N zna jvgu n tynff rlr jnf trggvat ernql sbe n qnapr jura ur gevccrq bire
n onqyl cynprq unffbpx. Cerqvpgnoyl uvf snyfr rlr pbzrf sylvat bhg naq
funggref ntnvafg gur sybbe.

Guvf jnfa'g nobhg gb fgbc uvz, gubhtu. Ur jnezf hc uvf yngur naq znxrf n
ercynprzrag rlr sebz jbbq.

"V'yy whfg fgnl va gur funqbjf, naq abobql jvyy abgvpr," guvaxf ur. Fb ur
tbrf gb gur qnapr naq whfg cebjyf nebhaq va gur onpx. Nf ur'f fvggvat va n
qnex pbeare fvccvat uvf qevax, ur pna qvzyl znxr bhg n jbzna jvgu n tehrfbzr
uneryvc ng gur arkg gnoyr. "Jryy," fnlf ur gb uvzfrys, "znlor V'yy nfx ure
gb qnapr. Jr'yy whfg fgnl va gur qnex urer naq ab bar jvyy abgvpr."

Ur tbrf hc gb ure naq nfxf ure vs fur'q pner gb qnapr. Fur whzcf hc, fzvyvat,
naq rkpynvzf 'Jbhyq V? Jbhyq V!'

"Uneryvc! Uneryvc!" fubhgf gur zna nf ur ehaf bss gur sybbe.


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Bruce Holloway
Digital Research, Inc.
60 Garden Court
Monterey, CA  93942

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