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From: reed@glacier.ARPA (Michael Reed)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Offensive to everyone - offensive to Glove Manufacturers (rot 13)
Message-ID: <4328@glacier.ARPA>
Date: Tue, 18-Feb-86 18:39:52 EST
Article-I.D.: glacier.4328
Posted: Tue Feb 18 18:39:52 1986
Date-Received: Thu, 20-Feb-86 00:01:23 EST
Organization: Stanford University, IC Laboratory
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Nsgre 22 lrnef bs zneevntr, Enycu svaqf uvzfrys vzcbgrag.  Ur ivfvgf uvf
snzvyl qbpgbe, jub fraqf uvz gb n hebybtvfg, jub fraqf uvz gb n cebpgbybtvfg,
jub fraqf uvz onpx gb uvf snzvyl qbpgbe.  Fvapr gurer vfa'g nalguvat
culfvpnyyl jebat jvgu Enycu, gur qbpgbe fhttrfgf n frk gurencvfg.

Enycu qrfpevorf uvf ceboyrz.  Gur gurencvfg rkcynvaf gung lrf, gur ceboyrz
vf cebonoyl va uvf urnq.  

"Lbh frr, zbfg zra hfr bayl gjb bs gurve svir frafrf jurer frk vf pbaprearq.  
Gurl FRR n jbzna, naq gurl SRRY n jbzna, naq gung'f vg.  Lbh fubhyq gel gb
URNE, GNFGR, naq FZRYY lbhe jvsr nf jryy."

Jryy Enycu jnf abg gbb vzntvangvir fb gur gurencvfg unq gb fcryy vg bhg sbe
uvz.

"Gbavtug, V jnag lbh gb chg lbhe svatre va lbhe jvsr'f gjnggre naq GNFGR naq
FZRYY ure jbznayvarff."  Enycu jnf ernql gb gel nalguvat, fb gung avtug, ur
qvq nf gur gurencvfg vafgehpgrq.  

Ur vzzrqvngryl rkcrevraprq n uhtr rerpgvba.  "Zvyqerq", ur rkpynvzrq, "ybbx
ng jung unccrarq"!  Zvyqerq, njnxrarq bhg bs n fbhaq fyrrc, fjvgpurq ba
gur yvtug naq fnlf,

  "Jul, Enycu, lbh unir n oybbql abfr!"