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From: littman@yale.ARPA (Michael S. Littman)
Newsgroups: net.jokes,net.movies
Subject: Breakfast humor
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Date: Mon, 17-Feb-86 21:14:44 EST
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Posted: Mon Feb 17 21:14:44 1986
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I recently saw _Breakfast Club_ and enjoyed it quite thoroughly. I have a
question though... does anyone know the punchline to the joke began by the
hood as he climbed through the rafters? It went like this:

" A naked woman walks into a bar with a duck under one arm and a sausage
(or something, I forget) under the other. She places the objects down on
the bar and looks at the bartender who says, 'I guess you wont be needing
a drink!' To this, the lady replies..."

The hood falls through the ceiling and into the library. Some serious
plot follows. 

If anyone knows the punchline to that joke, please tell me. I'm losing
sleep!
-- 
Michael S. Littman (MSL) [->               "An evening without chocolate...
...!{ihnp4!hsi,decvax}!yale!littman           is like an afternoon without
littman@yale-cheops.arpa                    chocolate- only later!"