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From: douglas@cxsea.UUCP (Douglas Wells)
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Subject: Re: Re: Orphaned Response (spoiler)
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Date: Mon, 17-Feb-86 17:31:20 EST
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> 
> > >	Who is buried in Grant's tomb?
> > 
> > 	Grant, I guess!	(Have I missed sumthin'?)
> > >
> Nobody! (or no body) is actually IN Grants TOMB! now Grant's monument mabey
> at least that's the way I've heard this one told for years!
> 
>   

There are two sarcophagi in Grant`s tomb; one containing the remains
of Ulysses S. Grant, and the other containing those of his wife.
The joke is that the bodies are entombed, not buried.

Now a joke:

Man says to the waiter "there`s a fly in my soup." Waiter says "quiet,
or everyone will want one."

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