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From: charles@geops.UUCP (Bad Charles)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Barnyard Humor
Message-ID: <210@geops.geops.UUCP>
Date: Tue, 18-Feb-86 14:41:01 EST
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Posted: Tue Feb 18 14:41:01 1986
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Keywords: Pig


A farmer was showing his city cousin around his farm when they
say a three-legged pig hobbling around the barnyard.

"What's that?", asked the cousin.

"Why," replied the farmer, "that's the most valuable pig in the
world.  It's saved my life twice.  Once the house caught fire
while I was sleeping, and that pig crashed through the kitchen
door and banged on my bedroom door until I woke up.  Another time
my tractor overturned while I was plowing the field, and that
pig ran out and dragged me from beneath it."

"Marvelous," replied the cousin, "but why does the pig have only
three legs?"

"With a pig that valuable," replied the farmer, "you don't want
to eat it all at once."