Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!philabs!cmcl2!seismo!umcp-cs!aplcen!jhunix!ins_ajpo From: ins_ajpo@jhunix.UUCP (Adric of Alzarius) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: Bread Message-ID: <1926@jhunix.UUCP> Date: Tue, 18-Feb-86 15:16:22 EST Article-I.D.: jhunix.1926 Posted: Tue Feb 18 15:16:22 1986 Date-Received: Fri, 21-Feb-86 06:44:06 EST References: <918@lsrhs.UUCP> <1874@jhunix.UUCP> <2434@sdcc6.UUCP> Distribution: net Organization: TARDIS Repairs, Inc. Lines: 19 > >>Did you hear about the employee at the Wonder Bread factory? > >>He got fired because he just loafed around, but he didn't > >>really mind because he wasn't getting enough dough for the job anyhow, > >>and he figured he could make a lot more bread somewhere else. > >>In fact he had a plan to enrich himself but it turned out to > >>be a half-baked idea. > >He must have been in the upper crust, or else been a real crumb... > He does own a real flaky modem ya'know...lost a lot of dough in > repairs because he dropped it. Hey! Those modems got smart a while back and lost their carriers... -- ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ "Remember, nothing in this world is real." -- James St.Clair ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Joseph P. Ogulin UUCP: seismo!umcp-cs \ BITNET: INS_AJPO@JHUVMS ihnp4!whuxcc > !jhunix!ins_ajpo P99I1798@JHUVM allegra!hopkins / CSNET: ins_ajpo@jhunix.CSNET ARPA: ins_ajpo%jhunix.BITNET@wiscvm.WISC.EDU