Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site spock.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!bellcore!decvax!yale!spock!xman From: xman@spock.UUCP (Bharat Mediratta '87 cc) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: More Vaxology Message-ID: <351@spock.UUCP> Date: Thu, 20-Feb-86 13:44:09 EST Article-I.D.: spock.351 Posted: Thu Feb 20 13:44:09 1986 Date-Received: Fri, 21-Feb-86 07:41:13 EST Organization: Choate Rosemary Hall, Wallingford, CT. Lines: 22 MAD VAX - The Australian version VAX ATTACKS - Why the VAX never stays up for more than one day. (Hear attack equiv.) VAXPIN - Opposite of forespin. SUGAR VAX - Programmers cereal. VAX FLAX - What keeps your VAX together. EVAXUATE - What the Operater does when the VAX is about to crash. VAXCINE - What you're going to need to get your VAX back running. VAXILE - Where you'll be if the VAXCINE doesn't work.