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From: ins_akew@jhunix.UUCP (Montgomery Scott)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: Oxymorons (canonical list)
Message-ID: <1941@jhunix.UUCP>
Date: Wed, 19-Feb-86 11:19:50 EST
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Posted: Wed Feb 19 11:19:50 1986
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>    Canonical List of oxymorons
>    ===========================	
>    Advanced BASIC
>    Airline food
>    American culture
>    Athletic scholarship
>    Black Light
>    Brave politician
>    Business ethics
>    Central Intelligence (Agency)
>    Cheerful pessimist
>    Chili
>    Communist party (fun time!)
>    Corporate planning
>    Covert U.S. operations in Central America
>    Creationist Science
>    Definite maybe
>    Fallout Shelter
>    Good Television (Shows)
>    High School Education
>    Honest crook
>    Honest politician
>    House Ethics Committee
>    Innocent women
>    Jumbo shrimp
>    Justice Burger
>    Justice system
>    Libertarian Organization
>    Liberty Federation
>    Limited Nuclear War
>    Logical Thought
>    Long-Island Expressway
>    Management Science
>    Military intelligence
>    Moral Majority
>    Never generalize!!
>    New Democratic Party
>    Non-Alcoholic Beer
>    Plastic glasses?
>    Postal service
>    Practical logic
>    President Reagan
>    Progressive Conservative
>    Rapid transit
>    Resident Visitor 	(from consultant to a company who works on premises)
>    Same difference
>    Social Security
>    Student Athlete
>    Super Bowl (XX = Yawn)
>    Sweet sorrow
>    Terribly pleased
>    Union craftsman           
>    United Nations
>    Wise fool
> =============================================================================

You forgot "Good morning"
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