Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!philabs!cmcl2!seismo!umcp-cs!aplcen!jhunix!ins_akew From: ins_akew@jhunix.UUCP (Montgomery Scott) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: Math joke Message-ID: <1942@jhunix.UUCP> Date: Wed, 19-Feb-86 11:24:17 EST Article-I.D.: jhunix.1942 Posted: Wed Feb 19 11:24:17 1986 Date-Received: Fri, 21-Feb-86 08:13:27 EST References: <1769@jhunix.UUCP> <295@galbp.UUCP> Organization: Honest Jim's Used Heavy Cruisers Lines: 22 > >>>>> > > > What was the first math lesson? > >>>>> > > > God told Adam to multiply... > >>>>> > > If you keep telling old math jokes, I'll have to dis-integrate you. > >>>>> > How did you derive that line? > >>>>> Oh, it makes no differential... > >>>>This is at best a partial excuse for humor. > >>>When will these math jokes stop? Please give me a sine! > >>Notice how these jokes tend to send people off on tangents? > >Strikes a chord, doesn't it? > could these jokes be a cyclic group? These jokes do seem to be going in circles... -- ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Oh when the flames...come rolling in...oh when the flames come rolling in... Lord how I want to be in asbestos...when the flames come rolling in. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Kevin E. Weiland UUCP: seismo!umcp-cs \ BITNET: INS_AKEW@JHUVMS ihnp4!whuxcc > !jhunix!ins_akew P13I0746@JHUVM allegra!hopkins / CSNET: ins_akew@jhunix.CSNET ARPA: ins_akew%jhunix.BITNET@wiscvm.WISC.EDU