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From: paulb@ttidcc.UUCP (Paul Blumstein)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: Political Quote of the Month
Message-ID: <180@ttidcc.UUCP>
Date: Fri, 21-Feb-86 12:30:30 EST
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Posted: Fri Feb 21 12:30:30 1986
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References: <270@drivax.UUCP> <170@pedsgo.UUCP> <336@zeus.UUCP>
Reply-To: paulb@ttidcb.UUCP (Paul Blumstein)
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In article <336@zeus.UUCP> bobr@zeus.UUCP (Robert Reed) writes:
>> >Phillipine President Marcos was attempting to explain the vote count
>> >in San Nicolas province, where he got 13,452 votes while Mrs. Aquino
>> >got ZERO:
>> >	"This province [is] very near my birthplace, and all
>> >	the voters, probably my relatives."
>> >			-- Doug Landauer --
>> 
>> David Letterman reported that they are just about ready to begin counting
>> the ballots, but that they are still waiting for returns from some of the
>> out and out lying regions.
>> 			-- Evan L. Marcus --
>Well, now that the elections are over, Letterman reports that Marcos has
>declared himself the winner--Oh, and by the way, Marcos has also declared
>himself the winner of the Publisher's Clearinghouse Sweepstakes.
>--------

Johnny Carson had said that Marcos should come to California and find
out what a real landslide is!
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