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From: dave@ll-xn.ARPA (Dave Chevrette)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Jim's Frog - offensive to women (rot 13)
Message-ID: <274@ll-xn.ARPA>
Date: Fri, 21-Feb-86 11:24:18 EST
Article-I.D.: ll-xn.274
Posted: Fri Feb 21 11:24:18 1986
Date-Received: Mon, 24-Feb-86 05:20:36 EST
Organization: MIT Lincoln Laboratory
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Keywords: frog









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GUVF VF N GEHR FGBEL  ( anzrf unir orra punatrq gb cebgrpg gur sebt )

Zl sevraq Wvz vf n cerggl jvyq naq penml thl jub fbzrgvzrf trgf oberq  
naq unf gb qernz hc arj naq rkvgvat jnlf gb trg uvf xvpxf.
Bar nsgreabba, Wvz chg n sebt va uvf fuveg cbpxrg naq jnyxrq vagb n
ybpny qevaxvat rfgnoyvfuzrag.  Gur pbpxgnvy jnvgerff pnzr bire naq nfxrq
uvz jung ur jbhyq yvxr gb qevax.  Nsgre gnxvat uvf beqre, gur jnvgerff
fnvq, "Url, jung'f jvgu gur sebt va lbhe cbpxrg?"
Wvz fnvq, "Bu, gur sebt rngf chffl."
Gur jnvgerff whfg fzvyrq naq tbg Wvz uvf qevax.  Nobhg 15 zvahgrf yngre,
gur jnvgerff pnzr bire naq nfxrq Wvz vs fur pbhyq obeebj uvf sebt sbe n 
juvyr.  Wvz fnvq fher, naq gur jnvgerff uheevrq bss gb gur onpx ebbz jvgu
gur sebt.  N unys ubhe be fb cnffrq, naq Wvz svtherq ur orggre tb purpx hc
ba uvf sebt.  Ur jnyxrq vagb gur onpx ebbz gb svaq gur jnvgerff ylvat qbja
ba n gnoyr va gur nccebcevngr cbfvgvba, jvgu gur sebt va gur nccebcevngr
cynpr, naq rirelguvat ryfr dhvgr nccebcevngr (hfr lbhe vzntvangvba).
Gur jnvgerff fnvq, "Url zvfgre, guvf sebt qbrfa'g qb nalguvat."
Wvz fnvq, "Trg bhg bs gur jnl sebt, abj guvf vf gur ynfg gvzr V nz tbvat gb
fubj lbh ubj gb qb guvf."



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*     BAYL JUVYR GURL YNFG !!!!!!!!!!                                         *
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