Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Path: utzoo!linus!philabs!cmcl2!rna!rocky2!cucard!ccnysci!sukenick From: sukenick@ccnysci.UUCP Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: A funny food joke Message-ID: <218@ccnysci.UUCP> Date: Thu, 20-Feb-86 23:01:07 EST Article-I.D.: ccnysci.218 Posted: Thu Feb 20 23:01:07 1986 Date-Received: Mon, 24-Feb-86 06:00:34 EST References: <11760@ucbvax.BERKELEY.EDU> <3050029@csd2.UUCP> <273@drivax.UUCP> <1140@udenva.UUCP> Organization: City College of New York Lines: 14 Summary: Arty choked in the melon drama In article ins_ajpo@jhunix.UUCP writes: >> >>>>> Did you hear that Buckwheat became a Muslim. >> >>>>> He's now Kareem a' Wheat. >> >>>> Is this a no-frills BRANd joke? >> >>>These corny puns really go against my grain.... >> >>The problem is that they'll all start coming in cereal fashion... >> >This makes me hop-ping mad. >> I can barley stand to read anymore of this rye humor. . . > These jokes are so hot, I'm getting toasted... Muffin can be wurst then wasting lime leek this. Lettuce put the accent on our chops before we get fired. Cabbage? Marg! you're in! Most of the fellas got rotten and we had to toss it.