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From: palmer@uiucdcs.CS.UIUC.EDU
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Subject: Re: erudite pun
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Date: Thu, 20-Feb-86 14:36:00 EST
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/* Written  3:08 pm  Feb 17, 1986 by ins_bbdg@jhunix.UUCP in uiucdcs:net.jokes */
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q> Three erudite gentlemen from the english department were having
> afternoon drinks at a local sidewalk cafe.  Engaged in typical
> afternoon oration, they eventually noticed three young ladies of the
> evening sashay down the sidewalk.  One gentleman said to his two
> companions, "Gentlemen, how might we best describe this situation
> we observe transpiring"?
> A second gentleman was quick to repsond, "Clearly, this situation
> can be described as an anthology of prose".
> "No", exclaimed the third, "I do not think you have adequately perceived
> the finer details, this is obviously a trey of tarts".
> At which point the original inquisitor retorted, "I am afraid you both
> have failed to comprehend the quintessential attributes, what we are
> observing is undoubtedly an essay of trollops".
How about a pride of loins?

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