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From: okunewck@gondor.UUCP (Philip E. OKunewick)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: The Declaration of Independence
Message-ID: <2006@gondor.UUCP>
Date: Thu, 20-Feb-86 21:12:32 EST
Article-I.D.: gondor.2006
Posted: Thu Feb 20 21:12:32 1986
Date-Received: Mon, 24-Feb-86 07:38:13 EST
References: <164@dg_rtp.UUCP>
Reply-To: okunewck@gondor.UUCP (Philip E. OKunewick)
Organization: Pennsylvania State Univ.
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In article <164@dg_rtp.UUCP> freedman@dg_rtp.UUCP writes:
>Dear Mr. Jefferson:
>
>We have read your 'Declaration of Independence' with great interest.
>Certainly, it represents a considerable undertaking, and many of your
>statements do merit serious consideration. Unfortunately, the Declaration
>as a whole fails to meet recently adopted specifications for proposals to
>the Crown, so we must return the document to you for further refinement.
>The questions which follow might assist you in your process of revision:
>

			...etc...etc...etc...

>
>We hope that these comments prove useful in revising your 'Declaration of
>Independence.' We welcome the submission of your revised proposal. Our due
>date for unsolicited proposals is July 31, 1776. Ten copies with original
>signatures will be required.
>
>Signed:         Management Analyst to the British Crown
>

         ...and you wonder why war broke out.

						---Duck

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